Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My pussy is not your playground.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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