Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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