brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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