im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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