I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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