We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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