i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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