Apparently you make a good broom.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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