marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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