Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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