Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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