so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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