This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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