I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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