I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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