yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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