After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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