Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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