Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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