I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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