He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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