She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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