My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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