She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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