His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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