Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Randomize