lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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