didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Randomize
