Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want to make out with him forever
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.