i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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