I showed him my bush... on skype.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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