she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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