How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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