you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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