im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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