What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Ketchup is God's man juice
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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