Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.