S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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