Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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