Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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