So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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