I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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