she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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