your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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