plz talk dirty to me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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