Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.