Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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