This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Less talking, more tequila
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
