Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Do vagina's smell?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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