The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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