areolas are like halos for boobs.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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