He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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