he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout