am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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