Just fell off a train. Bad.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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